Worst. Day. Ever. First they were out of diet cokes, then they give me this name. Sorry if ambiguous.

Worst. Day. Ever. First they were out of diet cokes, then they give me this name. Sorry if ambiguous.

trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

Unless you’re a medical student…but then you have compassion and empathy in order to treat pathologies and not social choices.

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pleatedjeans:

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vinesnow:

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My favorite thing

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

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cxrlosmartinez:

"I met this girl on Valentine’s day, fucked her in May,
She found out about April so she chose to march…
Damn another broken heart.
I keep bitches by the twos, Noah’s Ark.” - CYHI.

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spookyqueen:

I said I was going to wait until a milestone to do this give away, but I just can’t wait! Everything listed has only ever been tried on, never worn. I might throw in a few more things by the time the drawing comes around so it will just be an extra surprise for you. 

Here’s what you get:

  • Lisa Frank sticker book
  • Hello Kitty Flat Wallet
  • Nightmare Before Christmas keychain 
  • Butterfly Necklace
  • Turquoise Pendant Necklace
  • Revlon Nail Art Appliques
  • A Sinful Color nail polish in Faceted
  • 3 Batman Magic Towels
  • Almay liquid eyeliner pen
  • Shea Moisture Coconut and Hibiscus Frizz Free Curl Mousse
  • Black And White Maxi Skirt From Cato’s- Size 26-28
  • Swimsuitsforall Floral Suit with side ruffles and convertible straps- Size 22
  • Denim and Floral print sleeveless button up top - Size 18-20 (fits larger as well)
  • Pink Dress From Old Navy- Size- XXL
  • High-Low dress- Size 3X

Here are the rules:

  • You must be following me.
  • Reblogs and Likes count.
  • You may reblog it as much as you’d like.
  • Giveaway blogs are not eligible.
  • I’ll ship outside of the US, but you may have to wait until I have enough money for shipping.

I’m going to pick a winner randomly on my birthday (September 10!). If you have any questions about anything, my ask box is always open. Reblog and good luck, beautiful people!!!

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